Muslim Child: Mama?
Muslim Mother: Yes, my baby.
Muslim Child: Why are covering your face?
Muslim Mother: Because, Muslim women must cover their faces whenever they are going out. (inwardly:you bully daddy does not want other men to find me attractive and snatch me from his terrorist hands. Hiss)
Muslim Child: Hmm.
Muslim Mother: Hmm what?
Muslim Child: I thought you were a masquerade for a costume party!
Muslim Mother: I Am Going To See Jack Straw! He must tell me if my baby is not scared of my veil, then why should he? Is he Chicken?
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Jack or not, it's a personal decision. But I dun like when women r forced to wear it just cos of custom.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Sweet Keshi,
ReplyDeleteWhen we do our nikah, you have to put on the veil and afterwards too, because your beautiful face is not the public TV show.
I find the veil romantic.
God bless.
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ReplyDeleteCyberCelt
Thanks for your service to humanity.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
**because your beautiful face is not the public TV show.
ReplyDeleteOri God gave us a face and a body but it didn't come with a veil.
Keshi.
Sweet Keshi,
ReplyDeleteIf you become my darling wife, I would love to see you in a nikab once in a while.
Just dress all covered up and let us go out and make people see the most romantic couple on earth as I will raise up your nikab in public and kiss and smooch you until their eyes bulge out of their sockets in awe!
What do you think?
God bless.
Sweet Lord have mercy
ReplyDeleteYou are overwhelmed!
ReplyDeleteThe hood does not make the monk.
God bless.