I have been receiving regular spam mails bearing the following sender Victoria's Secret marcopaolone823@rearangethedoor.quazarl.com and I also receive unsolicited invitations from pornographic sites to see hotties on their webcams.
I am posting the Victoria's Secret Spam, because Victoria's Secret should be warned about this spam damaging their reputation online.
Those who claim to have seen my profile and that I am hot and want me to fxxk them, please, I am not interested in desperate housewives and sex kittens. Why? Because, I am a gentleman and I am not Giacomo Casanova (1725-1798), Lord Byron (1788-1824) or Playboy Hugh Hefner.
I believe more in love than in sex.
Because, sex without love is like a flower without nectar.
My love is the nectar of the flower of heaven.
God bless.
OMG, I am laughing my ribs out here. I love this post.
ReplyDeleteShow dem....
buhahahahaha
Am still laughing.
Very funny
lol
:)
haha ur funny mate...and so true...sex without love is just so empty!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Just have to be that explicit to make corrections to all erroneous and ambiguous impressions online and offline!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you.
I have a poem for you since you stoked me with your beautiful poem for me on your last post :):)
ReplyDeleteHere goes..
When you are sad,
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared,
I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried,
I will give you hope.
When you are confused,
I will help you cope.
And when you are lost,
And can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon
Shining ever so bright
This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because your my friend
and..
Lover
Keshi.
My Only Keshi,
ReplyDeleteIt is an honour to treasure forever. And I have enshrined it in my heart and spirit.
Even the same Stud you know has rubbished me on his blog for defending you and I told him that you don't hate him and I don't dislike him. And I left my prayers on his blog.
As you my my Keshi knows my popular saying, that all lovers were first strangers.
My anointed mentor and namesake Dr. Mike Murdock said, "Go to where you are celebrated and not where you are tolerated".
Until God commands me to stop appreciating your genius and loving one of his most beautiful and wonderful daughters, I will never stop.
I love you always.
God bless.
**I have a poem for you since you stoked me with your beautiful poem for me on your last post :):)
ReplyDeleteHere goes..
When you are sad,
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared,
I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried,
I will give you hope.
When you are confused,
I will help you cope.
And when you are lost,
And can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon
Shining ever so bright
This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because your my friend
and..
Lover
Keshi.
Mate that comment was NOT from me...turn ur IP address facility on and check where it comes from...it's from that mentally-ill patient who has cloned my Id. This keshi_clone goes ard leaving comments under my Id. Watch out for his/her dirty and cheap tricks. His/her upbringing is really low I can imagine how his/her perents r lol! Must be some scumbags from slums.We have traced this person and will be treated in a nice way soon.
But not that any of those words he/she said up there r untrue anyways..cos I really am ur good friend :)
tc mate and have a good weekend!
Keshi.
Darling Keshi,
ReplyDeleteKeshi the clone or Keshi the real one are welcome.
If Jesus Christ will not refuse me, who am I to refuse anyone. Infact, she/he needs my love more than those whose hands are already full.
My love is most for those who need my love most. And from your description of this person, my love is always available.
I do really and truly love you both, the well and unwell "Keshi".
God bless.
hehe,orikinla:)Thanks for the kind words mate.May u get the strength to live the life to fullest and let all your dreams come true.
ReplyDeleteu tc!
With love,
Keshi.
:) Orikinla way to go mate, thanks!
ReplyDeleteAnd Keshi-clone at 9:41AM up there, thanks for answering on behalf of me in my absence...u clean the house for me na...lol thanks Johhny Lever!
Keshi.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteKeshi
Dear Miss. and Mr.Keshi,
ReplyDeleteMay I recommend
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Right and Wrong. Joy and Despair. Good and Evil. These are the themes Robert Louis Stevenson addresses in his work, 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.' The story is told from the point of view of John Utterson, a lawyer and friend to the brilliant scientist, Dr. Henry Jekyll. After relating a disturbing tale of an angry fiend assaulting a small girl, Utterson begins to question the odd behavior of his friend. As he investigates further into the life of Dr. Jekyll he unconvers a story so horrific, so terrifying, that he can hardly believe it. Truly a great work of English Literature, 'Jekyll and Hyde' is a magnificent story that takes the reader to the very edge of maddness.
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I am also glad and grateful for giving the hints for my next thriller on a Freudian Love Story on Schizo-affective Disdorder.
God bless.
The level of fraud in the world today is getting too much.
ReplyDeleteI have viewed the blog of the real "keshi" and the blog of the fake "keshi", they both are the same and both have the same comment counts.
I cant imagine how someone will devote his/her time doing all that instead of thinking of something good for his/her self.
I wonder what this world is turning into